I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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