ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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go home
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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