return my video game
Do you still have your period?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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