it's too hot outside to masturbate.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
