I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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