No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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