At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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