I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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