i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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