I just pynch a tree in the face
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he thought i was a dude.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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