Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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