Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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