Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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