I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
