My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize
