need another drink. this is the easiest way
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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