So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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