i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
