He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
This is my gift to your gina
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
