either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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