A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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