the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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