i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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