I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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