my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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