She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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