69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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