He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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