if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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