Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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