Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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