I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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