If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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