K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
