Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You are a genius and a whore.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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