Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
high people should be assigned attendants
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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