is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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