whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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