I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So many bounce houses so little time
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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