i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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