did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Then you guys just all showered together...?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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