Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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