But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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