I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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