so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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