That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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