we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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