she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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