need another drink. this is the easiest way
I need help removing her.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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