if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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